a cat tale

a lost cat, some coworkers(?) and a series of emails..

read the whole thread...


Thanx Steve !!!

a sure hit

ladies and gentlemen....


CHICKEN MONKEY DUCK





sing along, won't you

I do not recall my actions on the night in question

In January, Gerard Wall was at a strip club in NYC and later found that $21,620.60 had been charged on his Discover card.

from his lawsuit statement...

On Friday, December 12, 2008, Plaintiff WALL entered the premises at about 8:30 p.m.
At the aforementioned time and place, he was approached by a dancer who invited him to have a private lap dance in a separate room from the bar area.

At no time did Plaintiff willfully submit his Discover card to the Defendant.

Plaintiff has no recollection of what transpired after he was led from the bar area into the private room.

Plaintiff has absolutely no recollection of what transpired once he left the bar area and entered the private room.

[Plaintiff's credit cards were] charged an aggregate amount of $21,620.60.

Plaintiff did not receive Twenty One Thousand Six Hundred Twenty Dollars and Sixty Cents ($21,620.60) worth of alcoholic beverages and/or other services throughout the evening.

By way of the foregoing, Defendant has been and continues to be unjustly enriched.

if only Gerard had seen this Public Service Annoucement...




more at Lowering the Bar

shout out to BoingBoing

I quit

I deactivated my account on Facebook today and so should you...

a funny look at a serious situation...




Addendum
and it not just me...

Futurismic

blimey

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is this thing on?

crikey...

sharks to the northwest, sharks to the southeast, sharks to the southwest and sharks with frickin' lasers to the south.

LET'S GO SURFING, DUDE!!!!




digg

if you still want to go..

everyone's a critic

his criticism is succinct and to the point

what's next? flying pigs?..

ladies and gentlemen ..

The Standing Cat

The cat's name is Rocky. He is 2 years old and his owners are French (Daisy and Yann). Rocky used to stand up because he couldn't see the birds through the windows, and wanted to, so he stood up. Why does he raise his leg in the middle of the video? Probably because there was a bird outside, according to Daisy, or maybe a dog wandering around. Rocky hates dogs.

boingboing

from the local

short item from the Austin American Statesman

COPENHAGEN — Hundreds
of Carlsberg workers walked
off their jobs in protest after
the brewer tightened rules
on workplace drinking. The
Danish workers are rebelling
against a new company policy
that lets them drink beer only
at lunch in the canteen. Previously,
they could help themselves
to beer throughout the
day from coolers placed around
their work sites.

the horror, the horror...


I have had Carlsberg, you can drink it all day and it will not affect your performance..
except, maybe, an inordinate amount of pee breaks..

04/01/2010

there is water on the moon!!!

kudos to APOD, one of my favorite sites for eye candy.

poetry

A fellow worker and I were having a rough day Tuesday with two of our co-workers out sick. Towards the end of double shifts, we were getting homicidal tendencies towards our customers when tis bit of whimsical rhyme restored our equilibrium...

Images by Tyrone Green

breaking through

Superman does not know how to knock...